This is a test

This is only a test. There is nothing interesting about this post, so stop reading it. Your continued interest in this post demonstrates incontrovertibly that you, gentle reader, have far too much free time. Or, perhaps you do not realize how valuable your time is. You only have one life, and you are, at this very moment, devoting a portion of it to reading this post and thus denying the use of your time for far more productive pursuits. On the other hand, you may have more than one life, which dilutes the actual amount of time that you are spending reading this post. In that case, your interest in this post would constitute no more than a microscopic fraction of eternity. So, are you using up a portion of your one life or merely whiling away a moment of eternity?