Look, I'm on safari
Ah, I'll photograph you first. You'll see that some of these photos have extraordinary vines that grow straight horizontally and don't seem to attach to anything, they're called telephone vines...
I'll just turn the camera this way...
My faithful assistant chimes in: (in Cockney accent) "I don't think you ought to be doing that."
OMG, I must photograph whatever horrible thing is about to eat me!