Is your ketchup making you gay?

Answer: probably not. Its your mayonnaise that's making you gay (disclaimer: sarcasm may not be evident to all readers).

I can't believe some of the people that called in to CNN yesterday that were terrified of explaining to their children as to why two men were kissing in a condiment commercial. Hey, they're going to find out sooner or later. If I were you and I had your backwards mindset, I'd be more terrified of the people from whom they eventually will learn about it.