You're one year older,
One year wiser.
Rock'n'roll star,
King, Czar and a Kaiser.
A room full of friends,
A mouth full of cake,
Every present is for you
And it feels pretty great.
You're the man of the hour,
The V-I-P.
You get the first slice,
Of the P-I-E.
Blow out the candles
and make a wish.
Put a smile on,
'cause its your BIRTHDAY, BITCH!

-MC Chris

I have only 2 years and 2 days left of being eligible for selective service.